We appreciate your business! Getting your order out the door and into your hands is very important to us. We strive to ship all orders within 5-7 business days after your order is processed. While we hit these shipping times 90% of the time, there are certain instances when running special promotions or peak ordering seasons can lag our production time frame.
To be safe - Please give your item 7-10 business days of production before shipment.
If you need your item rushed - we offer rush service for a small fee (depending on which item it is). Please email support@thesarcasticteacher.com with the subject line: NEED RUSH SHIPPING in order for someone in Customer Relations to contact you ASAP.
Thank You,
The Wizard's Fortress
